Bud Light Review

Name: Bud Light
Brewed by: Anheuser-Busch
Beer Type: Lager
ALC/VOL: 4.2%
Overall Score: 5.5/10

Comments: The best tasting of the big three, BL's do have some 'drinkability.' If you're looking for something cost effective with plenty of brand recognition, you can't go wrong with a Bud Light.

Miller Lite Review

Name: Miller Lite
Brewed by: Miller Brewing Company
Beer Type: Lager
ALC/VOL: 4.2%
Overall Score: 1/10

Comments: Thee worst beer I've ever tasted. When I first started drinking, it was the only beer I would drink for a month or two. Man, was I young, stupid, and tasteless. The aftertaste from this beer tastes like big foot's anus. Seriously. If you like it, that's fine; I'm just encouraging you to expand your horizons. I'm convinced the only reason so many people like this beer is because of it's expensive and ingenious marketing schemes. Marketing is the only reason I give it a one, and not a zero.

I'll drink any beer, as long as it's not a Miller Lite.

Coors Light Review

Name: Coors Light
Brewed by: Coors Brewing Company
Beer Type: Lager
ALC/VOL: 4.2%
Overall Score: 5.5/10

Comments: In honor of my return and it being the 3rd of the month, I thought I'd rate the big three light beer players today. These are the most commonly drank beers in America, so they are also the most talked about. I often debate with family and friends which one is best. In my opinion, there are two tied for first, for different reasons, and one which I use is the phrase, "I'll drink any beer, as long as it's not a [blank]."

Coors Light is not a bad beer. It's affordable, available, and refreshing. Some people complain about it tasting too much like water. Well, believe it or not, some people like the taste of water. More importantly, this makes it the ideal beer to chug. Now I do not endorse, nor have I ever-- especially not a five beer boot at the age of seventeen in one minute, eleven seconds-- chugged a beer, but I hear it's pretty popular. This beer's also ideal for individuals who complain of becoming full when consuming beer. When you're looking to follow the crowd and choose one of the big three, I condone riding the silver bullet.

Dundee Pale Ale Review

Name: Dundee Pale Ale
Brewed by: Dundee
Beer Type: Pale Ale
ALC/VOL: 5.3%
Overall Score: 7.4/10

Comments: So--according to a post on March, 1st--this review is long overdue. I apologize, mainly to myself, considering there are no devoted followers, yet, for the long hiatus. As they say: life, for want of a dirtier word, happens. Anyway, back to business. This brew was the best of the bunch in the Dundee variety pack. This beer is smooth and satisfying; very light with no after taste. If you only try one Dundee, this is the one it should be.