Friday, May 3, 2013

Miller Lite Review

Name: Miller Lite
Brewed by: Miller Brewing Company
Beer Type: Lager
ALC/VOL: 4.2%
Overall Score: 1/10

Comments: Thee worst beer I've ever tasted. When I first started drinking, it was the only beer I would drink for a month or two. Man, was I young, stupid, and tasteless. The aftertaste from this beer tastes like big foot's anus. Seriously. If you like it, that's fine; I'm just encouraging you to expand your horizons. I'm convinced the only reason so many people like this beer is because of it's expensive and ingenious marketing schemes. Marketing is the only reason I give it a one, and not a zero.

I'll drink any beer, as long as it's not a Miller Lite.

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